REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet

Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much

Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses

Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know

Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores

Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD

Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho

Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long

Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner

Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills

Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded

Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites